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63.Nikad ne umire,povremeno svratimo do pakla da se odmorimo i onda se vracamo u borbu!
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Post by >3MAJ<>tkora< on Nov 3, 2011 13:28:54 GMT 1
EK with half of VW `golf` - o.O
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Post by Zox on Nov 3, 2011 16:44:52 GMT 1
NO,NO,NO  |
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>3MAJ<>tkora<
63.Nikad ne umire,povremeno svratimo do pakla da se odmorimo i onda se vracamo u borbu!
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Post by >3MAJ<>tkora< on Nov 4, 2011 16:33:55 GMT 1
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Post by >3MAJ<>Cveki< on Mar 9, 2012 8:31:49 GMT 1
Dobro došli u Srbiju, državu: - KOJA SE GRANIČI SAMA SA SOBOM - gde žive najlepše žene, a natalitet opada - gde svi igraju fudbal, a pobeđuju u tenisu - gde svi žure na posao, a ne stižu na vreme - gde su najpametniji oni što se prave ludi - gde niko ne zna napamet državnu himnu - gde je gorivo najskuplje, a najgore - gde svi preziru politiku, a svi imaju partijske knjižice - gde se ratovi nikad ne završavaju - gde se istorija ponavlja svakog dana! I gdje se sluša dobra muzika.  Login out... END |
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Post by >3MAJ<>Cveki< on Mar 12, 2012 12:04:46 GMT 1
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a massive failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In Israel they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Login out...
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Post by Zox on Jul 28, 2012 22:29:26 GMT 1
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