Joke of the day

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Dodje Srbin na letovanje u Crnu Goru .
Ode u prodavnicu i pita poshto hleb?
Kaze prodavac: 1 euro!
Kupac: Kako 1 euro, pa zar nije malo skupo to?
Prodavac: Pa pola cene hleba je sam proizvod, a pola ide Milu (predshjedniku)!
Kupac: Uf... Daj jedan onda <dâ mu jedan euro>
Prodavac: <vraca mu 50 centi>
Kupac: Kako kusur? Pa za nisi rekao 1 euro?
Prodavac: Nema hleba!

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Nasa razredna,Vesna Ilic ,je stvarno pra-
va dusa od zene.Medju nama uopste nema nesugla-
sica!Mi mislimo da nju definitivno treba pre-
dloziti za direktora.Ona bi to zasigurno mogla
biti,iz vise razloga.Na primer,kako nas je samo odr-
zavala u redu u Karlovcima,ili organizov-
ala u Budimpesti...To je za pricu!Sve pa-
sose,karte,novac i one najvaznije papi-
re je uzela kod sebe i tako nas znacajno
obezbedila od neke lopuze koja bi nas sigurno
pokrala.A da ne govorimo o njenim krajnje us-
pesnim,interesantnim,kvalitetnim i sofistici-
ranim predavanjima iz matematike,posle kojih sve bo-
lje razumemo,maltene kao da smo sve to od ranije zna-
li.Zbog svega toga stvarno zasluzuje da je pose-
bno pohvalimo,i nadalje kao i do sada u svemu podupi-
remo.Dok imamo nju,imacemo i najveceg ga-
ranta uspesnosti i svetle buducnosti naseg razre-
da.I na kraju,sta reci?Samo ovo:Vesna,te-
be najvise volimo.Vodi nas i dalje i ne uma-
raj se.To je sve sto smo imali da kazemo.


PS Citaj svaki drugi red



P.S. text is on serbian,and if i translete that,joke will not be the same,coz is word puzzle thing,so sorry to everyone who dont understand serbian...

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[>3MAJ<>tkora<]

LOL

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last night i told to sylvio that i must go to doctor and then i get this messege frome him lol :
story:
tko go to the doctor. with his finger he shows different places of his body and says in the same time :
"dotor, when i push here ( stomack), i have pain here."
"when i push here ( heart), i have pain here."
"if i push here ( left arm), i have pain too."
he add: "when i touch here ( right foot), i have pain ."
then he touches the right knee and says : here i have pain."
So, the dotor thinks, searching in his mind... and anwers him:
"Tko, you have pain to your finger.

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[>3MAJ<>tkora<]

This is his worst nightmare lol XD
good one boss

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light show on eagle ROFL

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Fine ^^. I want such ship too

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its just test no way to someone fly with this,u can but if u put dark but rly dark sunglasess on and other thing u glow like hell and other player see u at 3 k rofl so he cnt miss u XD