>3MAJ<>Anubis<
"It doesn?t matter win or lose what really matters is HOW you play the game!
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Post by >3MAJ<>Anubis< on Aug 13, 2007 12:54:54 GMT 1
Done
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Post by >3MAJ<>Grim_Reaper< on Aug 13, 2007 17:16:28 GMT 1
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>3MAJ<>Anubis<
"It doesn?t matter win or lose what really matters is HOW you play the game!
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Post by >3MAJ<>Anubis< on Aug 27, 2007 12:36:25 GMT 1
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Post by >3MAJ<>Cveki< on Sept 20, 2007 9:11:15 GMT 1
 Login out... END |
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Post by >3MAJ<>alpha-com< on Sept 20, 2007 12:11:59 GMT 1
:ois this u??  |
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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Sept 20, 2007 12:36:35 GMT 1
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Post by >3MAJ<>Cveki< on Sept 20, 2007 13:17:39 GMT 1
:ois this u??  ... close  Login out... END |
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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Sept 25, 2007 13:31:57 GMT 1
One day some women had an accident and in hospital she went into clinical death . There , in big bright tunel , God sad to her : "This is not your time yet...you'll live more 42 years, 11 days , 13 hours ... now go back and live good life " . Women came back , and after this she decided to live "good life" .
First what she did is some plastic surgery , you know , face lifting,cheeks,lips,breasts etc ... BUT .. when she left the hospital , car hit her and she died ...
When she saw a God , she asked him : " Ok , what happend whit those 42 years,11 days ... " and God stood there , think for a lil and sad : "Oh,it was you ! I didnt recognize you ! "
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Post by >3MAJ<>alpha-com< on Sept 25, 2007 21:24:10 GMT 1
hehe very very funny!!! 
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>3MAJ<>Anubis<
"It doesn?t matter win or lose what really matters is HOW you play the game!
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Post by >3MAJ<>Anubis< on Oct 9, 2007 10:49:35 GMT 1
Hunter comes home to his wife late at night and drunk like hell.
He gets right down to busines and gets on top of her not knowing she had PMS.
Next morning wife goes to work early,and when Hunter wakes up and finds bed all covered in blood,and he thinks:"OMFG i shot her".
He goes and counts the bullets and they were all there
And then:"OMFG i stabbed her",goes to the kitchen and look at the knives and everything seemed OK.
All seems unclear to him,then he goes to the bathroom,looks in the mirror and :"OMG I ATE HER"
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