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Joke of the day Oct 1, 2008 11:45:35 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Oct 1, 2008 11:45:35 GMT 1

Husband is dieng in womens hands ...
" I wonna confess you something " - he said
" Dont talk , save your strength " - women said
" No , i have to speak . I have sinned - i have slept with your sister , your best girlfriend , her girlfriend and and your mother ... " - man said

" I know .
Now relax and let the poison start working " .. said the women

Cowards die many times before they deaths ;
The valiant never taste death but once.
Of all the wonders that i yet have heard , i
t seems to me most strange that man should fear ;
Seeing that death , a necessary end ,
Will come when it will come
~William Shakespeare~

hunter Guest	Joke of the day Oct 1, 2008 13:12:54 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by hunter on Oct 1, 2008 13:12:54 GMT 1 LOL

>3MAJ<>tkora<

63.Nikad ne umire,povremeno svratimo do pakla da se odmorimo i onda se vracamo u borbu!

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Joke of the day Oct 1, 2008 14:48:22 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>tkora< on Oct 1, 2008 14:48:22 GMT 1

>3MAJ<>Sylvio<

always alive :-)

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Joke of the day Oct 1, 2008 17:26:20 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>Sylvio< on Oct 1, 2008 17:26:20 GMT 1

LMAO

>3MAJ<>Cveki<

SHARE or BEWARE

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Joke of the day Oct 3, 2008 18:37:39 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>Cveki< on Oct 3, 2008 18:37:39 GMT 1

Guy and some FAT girl enter apartment in near motel! >:(

After some chat girl suggest to show him pose 69!

Says to guy to lay on bed and sits on his face. ::)

Few secs she FAAAaaarrrt....
:-[

she apologize him and insist to continue what he was doing.

FAAAAaaaartt.... - again!!!

Guy jumps from bed and says:
"If u think I breath 67 more with wrong guy u find to peeep!!

Login out...

END

"не дај Боже да се Срби сложе"

>3MAJ<>tkora<

63.Nikad ne umire,povremeno svratimo do pakla da se odmorimo i onda se vracamo u borbu!

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Joke of the day Oct 3, 2008 22:30:13 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>tkora< on Oct 3, 2008 22:30:13 GMT 1

>3MAJ<>Sylvio<

always alive :-)

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Joke of the day Oct 3, 2008 22:52:00 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>Sylvio< on Oct 3, 2008 22:52:00 GMT 1

LMAO

>3MAJ<>Red_Sonya<

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Joke of the day Oct 3, 2008 22:53:08 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Oct 3, 2008 22:53:08 GMT 1

O
M
G

Cowards die many times before they deaths ;
The valiant never taste death but once.
Of all the wonders that i yet have heard , i
t seems to me most strange that man should fear ;
Seeing that death , a necessary end ,
Will come when it will come
~William Shakespeare~

hunter Guest	Joke of the day Oct 4, 2008 2:33:33 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by hunter on Oct 4, 2008 2:33:33 GMT 1

>3MAJ<>Human_Tragety<

twinkle twinkle litil star ...... now i wonder what you are ...

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Joke of the day Oct 5, 2008 13:50:09 GMT 1

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Post by >3MAJ<>Human_Tragety< on Oct 5, 2008 13:50:09 GMT 1

[glow=red,2,300]LOL[/glow]

.............Clear The Junk..............

Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Oct 1, 2008 11:45:35 GMT 1

Post by hunter on Oct 1, 2008 13:12:54 GMT 1

Post by >3MAJ<>tkora< on Oct 1, 2008 14:48:22 GMT 1

Post by >3MAJ<>Sylvio< on Oct 1, 2008 17:26:20 GMT 1

Post by >3MAJ<>Cveki< on Oct 3, 2008 18:37:39 GMT 1

Post by >3MAJ<>tkora< on Oct 3, 2008 22:30:13 GMT 1

Post by >3MAJ<>Sylvio< on Oct 3, 2008 22:52:00 GMT 1

Post by >3MAJ<>Red_Sonya< on Oct 3, 2008 22:53:08 GMT 1

Post by hunter on Oct 4, 2008 2:33:33 GMT 1

Post by >3MAJ<>Human_Tragety< on Oct 5, 2008 13:50:09 GMT 1

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