Joke of the day

[>3MAJ<>Human_Tragety<]

three prisedent were chalenging about who his peploe like him more (jordanyan.... saudi.....& our presedent .. palestinyan)
each 1 bring 1 of his pepole ..........
that chalenge is if the man like his presedent JUMP OVER 4 flors
the jordanyan start.... the prededent told his man if u like me jump.................... the man said GO TO HELL......
next the saudi .....same he asked him to jump.....the man said GO KILL UR SELF............
now the palestinyan..........same too he asked him to jump,****** he dident finesh the line & the man is in the bottom flor .... the pal presedent is happy he gave him everythin hospetal feed him give him drink ....1 day he came to viset him in the hospetal after jumping and till him if u wanna anything just till me make a wish & ill make it true....
the man: said i wanna 1 thing , the pal presedent :NAME IT .
the man : I WANNA KNOW WHO IS THE M*F* WHO PUSHED ME ...

[>3MAJ<>Anubis<]

Good 1
Btw were any1 of you 2 involved in this story?

[>3MAJ<>Human_Tragety<]

..............
4 me i hate my presetent
but i dont know about HK ................... i dont know ...
do you think that he is..........

[>3MAJ<>Red_Sonya<]

some how ... this sounds familiar

[>3MAJ<>Anubis<]

An Arab in a US embassy , appling for a visa



Consul: - What is your name?
Arab: - Abdul Aziz.
Consul: - Sex?
Arab: - Six to ten times a week.
Consul: - I mean, male or female?
Arab: - Both male and female, sometimes camel .
Consul: - Holy cow!
Arab: - Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: - Man, isn't it hostile .
Arab: - Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: - Oh , dear!
Arab: - Deer? No deer, they run too fast

[hunter]

lol

[>3MAJ<>Sylvio<]

[Elatan]

ROFL

[>3MAJ<>alpha-com<]

mog....

[>3MAJ<>Red_Sonya<]

good one